Wendo wa Ngai,

wanduririe thiku ciakwa ciothe,

Ona ndina maithori ma indo itoi,

Ona ndina maithori ma  iria njui,

Ona ndina maithori ma andu aitu makuire tene,

Ona ndina maithori ma ciana citaciaretwo,

Wendo wa Ngai unduragia  O wega.

Wendo wa Ngai,

wanduririe thiku ciakwa ciothe,

Riria mami anjiraga,"Mwendi uthaka ndacayaga."

Ngikindwo njuiri yakwa makigucia, makioha na ndithi,

Riria baba atukumaga tondu tutiekaga wega,

tugithomerwo,tukihurwo, no kurira tungiarerire

Wendo wa Ngai wari ho.

Wendo wa Ngai,

wanduririe thiku ciakwa ciothe,

Riria ngukoma, na guoya wa nduma wanyingira,

Nindirakuigwa ukiuga "Horera mwana,

Matu nimakuhinguka na riua nirikuara."

Ucio ni wendo wa Ngai wakwa.

I lay here grasping onto what little dignity I have before I let it all go in the bathroom.I am not well,want to crawl under covers and die.Let me recap and take you with me on my journey that led me to this forsaken here and now.

Monday 10a.m. Woke up,son is on vacation.Thank God I don't have to wake up too early for the bus for a few months.Concert day is here!Going to see Maxwell and Jill Scott.Yeah!

1:30p.m. Gotta get my hair done.Tick tock countdown.Ice coffee is sooo good.I wonder who came up with the concept.

3:00p.m. Note to self.Don't go to the pool if can't get in H20.Son in H2O and having a blast.Me,sweating-profusely.Hydrating...

 4:30p.m. Shower and get ready.Bye family.Love you.Off to the casino,for the first time ever!

6:00p.m.Here!Valet parking,walking with my girls,eat and then get this party started.

7:15p.m. I won!100 bucks on my first gamble ever!Now off to concert.Maxwell,I am here!Cheers,cheers!

 8:00p.m. Finally it starts they are late.Screeeam JILLSCOTT.Cheers to Jill,cheers to you girls!

Sometime later... Cheers to Maxwell,cheers to the starving people in the world,cheers to life,friends...

Later...Cheers to a great concert.WOOHOO!

Much later...Let's gamble!CHEERS to that!

IDK...Let's go home.Cheers to that!

So I got home at 2a.m. and pretty exhilarated.Let's keep this party going.My Husband's awake and will listen to my wonderful adventure.Cheers!

TODAY 12noon....Groan!Moan!I remember the days I used to prance around the town most nights of the week and still go to work.Today I am bedridden and pretty sure still kind of toasted.As long as I don't overstimulate my body,like for example,moving,I am okay.Today is not a good day but I still had a pretty wonderful time.CHEERS!

Hmm,I could think of a few uses for the vuvuzela.
1.Blow it in traffic at anyone who tries to cut me off or has any behavior I deem wrong,
2.When telemarketers call the house(or bill collectors)
3.At the drive thru if pple take too long chitchatting or service is super slow
4.As a weapon of protection(give a beatdown)
5.As a fashion accessory(I set trends,not follow lol)
6.As part of the interior decor(next to my African mask)
7.As a shallup(shut up) tool in any argument(If I have no words,I blow the damn thing right up in your face)
8.As a dog training tool(used in same manner as a whistle)
9.If I want to alert someone that someone is watching when they really think they are alone and want to participate in socially unacceptable behavior.
10.Used as a metaphor "She is constantly blowing her own vuvuzela!"(since a trumpet may not be sufficient as a metaphor).

Any other ingenious thoughts?